Canadian Sensibilities

Forgive the silence over the past few days, readers, but I’ve been engaged in Top Secret work and was reluctant to post until things had worked out as they ought. To what am I referring so mysteriously? Of course, I can only be referring to the Great Migration of the Cute Canadian Geek to Minneapolis.

He’s here! At last!

He’s still pretty shell shocked, but settling in well. Landing in Portland on Monday for a quick layover before our flight to Minneapolis, I could see right away how things were starting out:

Cute Canadian Geek: “Oh my gosh!”

FatGrrl: “What?”

CCG: “Morgan, I never realized how American you look until I saw you around all these people.”

FG: “What about me looks American?”

CCG: “Oh my gosh….look at that. [Average looking guy in polar fleece vest.] That’s so American!”

FG: *eye roll* “What does it mean to look Canadian?”

CCG: “….”

FG: “We’ve got enough time till our next flight to grab some lunch. What sounds good to you?”

CCG: *sniff, sniff* “What’s that I smell?”

FG: *sniff, sniff*

CCG: “FREEDOM FRIES!”

At that point my eyes rolled so far back in to my head I was examining my hair follicles as we navigated through the terminal to a restaurant. We sat down to eat and, I kid you not, this man of mine ordered a chicken sandwich with a side of FREEDOM FRIES. When the server looked at me, I just shrugged: “He’s Canadian.” What are you gonna do, right?

Stay tuned for more about life with a Canadian!

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